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photo-caps of Star Trek: Voyager (1995-2001)
Subtitle: Janeway’s got a gun
Subtitle: don’t try to understand how anything about the Doctor works
Subtitle: back to the 90s
Subtitle: Janeway’s redundant spiritual awakening
Subtitle: what if Romeo and Juliet ended in genocide?
Subtitle: the cost of holopersonhood
Subtitle: What is this episode even about?
Subtitle: blame it on the space cloud (Happy 50th Anniversary Star Trek!)
Subtitle: a tale of two babies
Subtitle: Chakotay’s Daddy Issues take over the ship
Subtitle: Janeway and Chakotay’s Log Cabin Adventure
Subtile: Janeway is a Badass Bitch
Subtitle: Tuvok’s adventures in babysitting
Subtitle: The preview said someone’s gonna die
Subtitle: The Doctor falls in love
Subtitle: Q and Janeway Meet Cute
Subtitle: B’Elanna is too smart for her own good
Subtitle: Tuvok has a bad day
Subtitle: Almost too absurd for captions.
Subtitle: Fifty Shades of Tin
Subtitle: And now we pause progression of plot for Joel Grey
Subtitle: Chakotay has daddy issues part 3 (Seska Strikes Back)
Subtitle: Kes is Jean Grey
Subtitle: Chakotay has daddy issues part 2 (Happy Thanksgiving)
Subtitle: Monsters from the Id
Subtitle: Oh so high school
Subtitle: Shippy ship shipping games
Subtitle: Harry Kim loves Tom Paris more than he misses home
Subtitle: A Very Special Episode about teen pregnancy
Subtitle: The Doctor’s first identity crisis
Subtitle: Chakotay has daddy issues
Subtitle: Straight up Amelia Earhart fanfiction
Subtitle: Fever if you live and learn, what a lovely way to burn
Subtitle: Does a tragic backstory make Neelix more loveable?
Subtitle: Two B’Elannas are better than one anyone else
Subtitle Another day, another nebula (is everything a metaphor?)
Subtitle: the best thing Neelix ever does probably
Subtitle: The Doctor’s best day ever (so far)
Subtitle: If this was a Cardassian ship we’d be home now
Subtitle: Everybody is so conflicted (except Seska)
Subtitle: Poor decision theater
Subtitle: Harry Kim’s first death
Subtitle: The rape culture episode no one asked for
Subtitle: Probably should have listened to Tuvok
Subtitle: Character is so much more important than plot on this show
Subtitle: Neelix is worst, Kes is best
Subtitle: It never happened.
Subtitle: Pilot part 3, B’Elanna’s Story
Subtitle: Janeway is a meddling meddler but that’s why we love her
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Subtitle: Sex, lies, and videotape
Subtitle: humans mess up everything
Subtitle: the hunt for red Spock
Subtitle: the haunting of Beverly Howard
recaps of Star Wars : The Clone Wars (2008-2014)
Subtitle: Boba Fett deserves better!
Subtitle: the truth is Anakin needs Ahsoka as much as she needs him
Subtitle: it’s a Camelot story
Subtitle: I stan for Clones and Handmaidens
Subtitle: fight or flight
Subtitle: nature versus nurture
Subtitle: two Jedi walk into a pirate bar
Subtitle: Another episode, another soon to be dead Jedi.
Subtitle: The Jedi continue to be terrible
Subtitle: I have complicated feelings about Jar Jar
Subtitle: Attachment is the path to grace.
Subtitle: Get ready for #CloneFeels
Subtitle: Cute but doomed is my aesthetic.
recaps of Once Upon a Time (2011-2018)
Subtitle: Why do we fall?
Subtitle: Emma’s issues on parade
Subtitle: King Arthur and White Male Privilege
Subtitle: I’ve already forgotten what happened
Subtitle: there’s no love like first love
Subtitle: So, King Arthur is a bad guy.
Subtitle: My big dumb hero.
Subtitle: Magic always comes with one.
Subtitle: Emma’s Eclipse
Subtitle: Mommy issues unite us all. Or something.
Subtitle: a Cinderella tale with a Black Widow twist
Subtitle: What is going ON
Subtitle: teen Emma’s girlfriend is teen Regina’s girlfriend’s daughter
Subtitle: I’m playing the villain, baby. Just like you want.
Subtitle: Snow talks for four hours and says nothing
Subtitle: Love darkness, hate the Dark One.
Subtitle: I made this episode with my brain.
Subtitle: At least they only pretended to fridge Anna
Subtitle: Some things have been bothering me
Subtitle: Continuity be damned
Subtitle: #OnceIsFrozen in more ways than one
Subtitle: My teen AU Swan Queen fanfic come to life
Subtitle: We all live in Disney World
Subtitle: A shady queen, a lying liar, Emma’s feelings, and Regina’s sass
Subtitle: I have so many questions.
Subtitle: So Many Dumb Decisions (and a Baby)
Subtitle: Emma is a brat and the plot is explained to everyone Dumbledore style.
Subtitle: Regina and Snow 5EVA
Subtitle: The adventures of the pirate and the mermaid
Subtitle: What if Kal-El was raised by the Dursleys?
Subtitle: Neal deserves better tbh
Subtitle: Charming’s default mood is confused
Subtitle: and all of Swan Queen Nation collectively had a heart attack
Subtitle: technically nothing is real
Subtitle: brb crying forever
Subtitle: Regina’s journey to parenthood
Subtitle: Too bad this show has as low an opinion of adoptive mothers as it does teen girls who choose adoption
Subtitle: The Hipsters are coming
Subtitle: I can’t stand Neal but Jennifer Morrison cries beautifully
Subtitle: Rumplestiltskin and Neal are both basically horrible people
Subtitle: Layers and layers of Emotional Manipulation
Subtitle: It’s hard to be an adult in Neverland
recaps of Game of Thrones (2011-2019)
Subtitle: The End It’s been weeks since the series finale aired, but this recap proved difficult to write. I have at once too much and too little to say. It’s Read More …
Subtitle: going down a path I can’t follow Where do I begin? I was not surprised by Daenerys burning the city. Going into this season, it seemed clear to me Read More …
Subtitle: I am emotionally compromised. The next-to-next-to-last episode of Game of Thrones starts and ends with my tears. It begins on dead Ser Jorah’s boots and I immediately said, out Read More …
Subtitle: who are you, really
Subtitle: this is a story about journeys Game of Thrones is known for the sprawling landscapes of seven plus kingdoms and brutal, sudden deaths. This week’s episode took place entirely in Winterfell, Read More …
Subtitle: Reunions and Revelations
Subtitle: I like this new Game of Thrones where what I want to happen happens.
Subtitle: a cacophony of ice and fire
Subtitle: I almost feel confident enough to predict the end now.
Subtitle: survivors surviving
Subtitle: bitches get stuff done
Subtitle: a game of warrior women and broken boys
Subtitle: watch the queen conquer
Subtitle: tfw you find your happy ending but then remember
Subtitle: we are who we are
Subtitle:the thin line between redemption and revenge
Subtitle: Return of the _____________
Subtitle: Bran Stark’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Subtitle: the women are the strong ones
Subtitle: spinning plates and spinning wheels
Subtitle: the one with Tinker Bell
Subtitle: Loose ends part one (of ten?)
Subtitle: basically everyone is lost
Subtitle: last week ice, this week fire
Subtitle: Winter arrives.
Subtitle: everybody’s plotting, to generally ill effect.
Subtitle: Bandaids don’t fix bullet holes
Subtitle: a tale of two queens
Subtitle: Have I told you about Rhaegar Targaryen?
Subtitle: the only way to win is to burn yourself to the ground
Subtitle: Rulers have rules, but nobody pays attention.
Subtitle: various people try to throw their weight around to varying degrees of success