On dinosaurs, birthdays, and the fun of theme restaurants.

Reader, my feet hurt.

Taking pictures is making memories!

I know where to find first aid at all the Disney Parks. Do you?

On coffee crowds and Gaston’s Tavern

I use Spaceship Earth as a banner for my site, thus it seems the obvious choice to launch my Disney Parks blogging.

How to dress in the style of Belle using clothes you already own.

How to dress in the style of Cinderella using clothes you already own.

A celebration of The Little Mermaid’s Ariel

A celebration of Disney’s OG Princess

Subtitle: Why do we fall?

Subtitle: Emma’s issues on parade

Subtitle: King Arthur and White Male Privilege

Subtitle: I’ve already forgotten what happened

Subtitle: there’s no love like first love

Subtitle: So, King Arthur is a bad guy.

Subtitle: My big dumb hero.

Subtitle: Magic always comes with one.

Subtitle: Emma’s Eclipse

Subtitle: Mommy issues unite us all. Or something.

Subtitle: About me

Subtitle: a Cinderella tale with a Black Widow twist

Subtitle: What is going ON

Subtitle: teen Emma’s girlfriend is teen Regina’s girlfriend’s daughter

Subtitle: I’m playing the villain, baby. Just like you want.

Subtitle: Snow talks for four hours and says nothing

Subtitle: Love darkness, hate the Dark One. 

Subtitle: I made this episode with my brain.

Subtitle: I miss Ruby.

Subtitle: At least they only pretended to fridge Anna

Subtitle: Some things have been bothering me

Subtitle: Continuity be damned

Subtitle: #OnceIsFrozen in more ways than one

Subtitle: My teen AU Swan Queen fanfic come to life

Subtitle: We all live in Disney World

Subtitle: A shady queen, a lying liar, Emma’s feelings, and Regina’s sass

Subtitle: I have so many questions.

Subtitle: Fake out! 

Subtitle: So Many Dumb Decisions (and a Baby)

Subtitle: Emma is a brat and the plot is explained to everyone Dumbledore style.

Subtitle: Regina and Snow 5EVA

Subtitle: The adventures of the pirate and the mermaid

Subtitle: What if Kal-El was raised by the Dursleys?

Subtitle: Neal deserves better tbh

Subtitle: Charming’s default mood is confused 

Subtitle: and all of Swan Queen Nation collectively had a heart attack

Subtitle: technically nothing is real

Subtitle: brb crying forever

Subtitle: Sex now?

Subtitle: Regina’s journey to parenthood

Subtitle: Too bad this show has as low an opinion of adoptive mothers as it does teen girls who choose adoption

Subtitle: The Hipsters are coming

Subtitle: I can’t stand Neal but Jennifer Morrison cries beautifully

Subtitle: Blue Satin Bow

Subtitle: Rumplestiltskin and Neal are both basically horrible people

Subtitle: Layers and layers of Emotional Manipulation

Subtitle: It’s hard to be an adult in Neverland