Runway Rundown: Project Runway 13.10

Yawn. This episode was boring and these fashions are boring.

SAFE:

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Sean

Sean looking for a model made me cringe. Specifically when one girl turned him down but her friend volunteered and he said “I’m looking for someone tall.” My esteem for him went waaaaaay down with that one comment. “I’m looking for someone {who resembles a model because I don’t know how to design/create clothes for women/people who don’t have bodies like models and I don’t want to try because why would I? Sorry to be rude but I gotta go cry to Tim} tall.”

And then this dress is like snooooozzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeeee. I’m pretty sure it’s a Barbie fashion.

Vintage Barbie
Vintage Barbie

Or my favourite Sailor Moon villain.

Black Lady
Black Lady

In other words, move along, nothing exciting here.

LOSERS:

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Amanda

Poorly made, poorly styled, but if it were IMPECCABLE, it would still be boring and frankly cheap.

P.S. I hate the Aldo wall.

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Char

Whut. It’s like….a so sexy romper? The judges kept saying “a pre-school teacher wouldn’t wear this” but like, who WOULD wear this?!?!?

P.S. I hate the Aldo wall!

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Alexander

LOLZ!! Look, if she is competing in some kind of Irish Step competition, cool. Otherwise this is ridiculous.

In my opinion Alexander was a cutie with very basic skills and ideas. In 5-15 years he could be a great designer but he needs more life experience. I pretty much don’t care who goes or stays at this point but it was past time for him to go.

WINNERS:

Emily
Emily

Bit over the top, sure, but it has personality and style and I can imagine it on a runway. I like Emily.

P.S. You know what I’m going to say.

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Kini

Whatever, Kini, you’re probably gonna win.

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Korina

This is cool. It reminds me of Doctor Who (compliment). Korina is my current favourite but for real I’m bored (and I hate the Aldo wall).

The final four I want: Korina, Amanda, Emily, Sean.
The final four I expect: Kini, Amanda, Sean, Korina. Unless the “Tim Gunn Save” drama saves Char again.

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