Pixie Recaps

Subtitle: therapy is a better than world domination

Subtitle: representation matters and this is bad

Subtitle: maybe we shouldn’t have trusted the Borg Queen

Subtitle: who is the pawn and who is the queen

Subtitle: too real

Subtitle: back to the future

Subtitle: subtext becoming text

Subtitle: look up and see the Borg

Subtitle: form feet and legs; form arms and body; and I’ll form the head!

Subtitle: all trademarks belong to CBS

Subtitle: pilgrims progress

Subtitle: we’ve got red in our ledger

Subtitle: actually the beginning extends for one more episode

Subtitle: once more unto the breach dear friends

subtitle: Cassandra Complex

Subtitle: wake up

Subtitle: Chakotay joins a co-op

Subtitle: It’s tropetastic!

Subtitle: valar morghulis

Subtitle: Tuvok swipes right

Subtitle: Janeway’s got a gun

Subtitle: don’t try to understand how anything about the Doctor works

Subtitle: back to the 90s

Subtitle: Janeway’s redundant spiritual awakening

Subtitle: what if Romeo and Juliet ended in genocide?

Subtitle: why

Subtitle: the cost of holopersonhood

Subtitle: What is this episode even about?

Subtitle: blame it on the space cloud (Happy 50th Anniversary Star Trek!)

Subtitle: a tale of two babies

Subtitle: Chakotay’s Daddy Issues take over the ship

Subtitle: Janeway and Chakotay’s Log Cabin Adventure

Subtitle: brb sobbing

Subtile: Janeway is a Badass Bitch

Subtitle: Tuvok’s adventures in babysitting

Subtitle: The preview said someone’s gonna die

Subtitle: The Doctor falls in love

Subtitle: Q and Janeway Meet Cute

Subtitle: B’Elanna is too smart for her own good

Subtitle: Tuvok has a bad day

Subtitle: Almost too absurd for captions. 

Subtitle: Fifty Shades of Tin

Subtitle: And now we pause progression of plot for Joel Grey

Subtitle: Chakotay has daddy issues part 3 (Seska Strikes Back)

Subtitle: Kes is Jean Grey

Subtitle: Chakotay has daddy issues part 2 (Happy Thanksgiving)

Subtitle: Monsters from the Id

Subtitle: Oh so high school

Subtitle: Shippy ship shipping games

Subtitle: Harry Kim loves Tom Paris more than he misses home 

Subtitle: A Very Special Episode about teen pregnancy

Subtitle: The Doctor’s first identity crisis

Subtitle: Chakotay has daddy issues

Subtitle: Straight up Amelia Earhart fanfiction

Subtitle: Fever if you live and learn, what a lovely way to burn

Subtitle: Does a tragic backstory make Neelix more loveable?

Subtitle: Two B’Elannas are better than one anyone else

Subtitle Another day, another nebula (is everything a metaphor?)

Subtitle: the best thing Neelix ever does probably

Subtitle: The Doctor’s best day ever (so far)

Subtitle: If this was a Cardassian ship we’d be home now

Subtitle: Everybody is so conflicted (except Seska)

Subtitle: Poor decision theater

Subtitle: Harry Kim’s first death

Subtitle: The rape culture episode no one asked for

Subtitle: Probably should have listened to Tuvok

Subtitle: Character is so much more important than plot on this show

Subtitle: Neelix is worst, Kes is best

Subtitle: It never happened. 

Subtitle: Pilot part 3, B’Elanna’s Story

Subtitle: Janeway is a meddling meddler but that’s why we love her

Subtitle: Lost in space

Subtitle: love is love with a bunch of asterisks (Happy Pride!)

Subtitle: an alternative viewing of live action Mulan

Subtitle: tbh Starfleet is also a cult

Subtitle: History has its eyes on you

Subtitle: screaming internally

Subtitle: Sex, lies, and videotape

Subtitle: humans mess up everything

Subtitle: the hunt for red Spock

Subtitle: the haunting of Beverly Howard

Subtitle: Boba Fett deserves better!

Subtitle: the truth is Anakin needs Ahsoka as much as she needs him

Subtitle: it’s a Camelot story

Subtitle: I stan for Clones and Handmaidens

Subtitle: fight or flight

Subtitle: nature versus nurture

Subtitle: two Jedi walk into a pirate bar

Subtitle: Another episode, another soon to be dead Jedi.

Subtitle: The Jedi continue to be terrible

Subtitle: I have complicated feelings about Jar Jar

Subtitle: Attachment is the path to grace.

Subtitle: Get ready for #CloneFeels

Subtitle: Cute but doomed is my aesthetic.

Subtitle: Why do we fall?

Subtitle: Emma’s issues on parade

Subtitle: King Arthur and White Male Privilege

Subtitle: I’ve already forgotten what happened

Subtitle: there’s no love like first love

Subtitle: So, King Arthur is a bad guy.

Subtitle: My big dumb hero.

Subtitle: Magic always comes with one.

Subtitle: Emma’s Eclipse

Subtitle: Mommy issues unite us all. Or something.

Subtitle: About me

Subtitle: a Cinderella tale with a Black Widow twist

Subtitle: What is going ON

Subtitle: teen Emma’s girlfriend is teen Regina’s girlfriend’s daughter

Subtitle: I’m playing the villain, baby. Just like you want.

Subtitle: Snow talks for four hours and says nothing

Subtitle: Love darkness, hate the Dark One. 

Subtitle: I made this episode with my brain.

Subtitle: I miss Ruby.

Subtitle: At least they only pretended to fridge Anna

Subtitle: Some things have been bothering me

Subtitle: Continuity be damned

Subtitle: #OnceIsFrozen in more ways than one

Subtitle: My teen AU Swan Queen fanfic come to life

Subtitle: We all live in Disney World

Subtitle: A shady queen, a lying liar, Emma’s feelings, and Regina’s sass

Subtitle: I have so many questions.

Subtitle: Fake out! 

Subtitle: So Many Dumb Decisions (and a Baby)

Subtitle: Emma is a brat and the plot is explained to everyone Dumbledore style.

Subtitle: Regina and Snow 5EVA

Subtitle: The adventures of the pirate and the mermaid

Subtitle: What if Kal-El was raised by the Dursleys?

Subtitle: Neal deserves better tbh

Subtitle: Charming’s default mood is confused 

Subtitle: and all of Swan Queen Nation collectively had a heart attack

Subtitle: technically nothing is real

Subtitle: brb crying forever

Subtitle: Sex now?

Subtitle: Regina’s journey to parenthood

Subtitle: Too bad this show has as low an opinion of adoptive mothers as it does teen girls who choose adoption

Subtitle: The Hipsters are coming

Subtitle: I can’t stand Neal but Jennifer Morrison cries beautifully

Subtitle: Blue Satin Bow

Subtitle: Rumplestiltskin and Neal are both basically horrible people

Subtitle: Layers and layers of Emotional Manipulation

Subtitle: It’s hard to be an adult in Neverland

Subtitle: The End

Subtitle: going down a path I can’t follow

Subtitle: I am emotionally compromised.

Subtitle: who are you, really

Subtitle: this is a story about journeys

Subtitle: Reunions and Revelations

Subtitle: I like this new Game of Thrones where what I want to happen happens.

Subtitle: a cacophony of ice and fire

Subtitle: I almost feel confident enough to predict the end now.

Subtitle: survivors surviving

Subtitle: bitches get stuff done

Subtitle: a game of warrior women and broken boys

Subtitle: watch the queen conquer

Subtitle: tfw you find your happy ending but then remember

Subtitle: we are who we are

Subtitle:the thin line between redemption and revenge

Subtitle: Return of the _____________

Subtitle: Bran Stark’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Subtitle: the women are the strong ones 

Subtitle: spinning plates and spinning wheels

Subtitle: the one with Tinker Bell

Subtitle: Loose ends part one (of ten?)

Subtitle: basically everyone is lost

Subtitle: last week ice, this week fire

Subtitle: Winter arrives.

Subtitle: everybody’s plotting, to generally ill effect.

Subtitle: Bandaids don’t fix bullet holes

Subtitle: a tale of two queens

Subtitle: Have I told you about Rhaegar Targaryen?

Subtitle: the only way to win is to burn yourself to the ground

Subtitle: Rulers have rules, but nobody pays attention.

Subtitle: various people try to throw their weight around to varying degrees of success